Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
*changes tab while watching anime*
**forgets that you dont understand japanese**
i didn’t download all this bullshit for three notes
So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..
send this picture to your teacher they will understand
Photos by Kilian Schönberger